Not Me Monday

I do not spend most of my days cyber stalking ~ nope not me

I did not completely OVER spend this weekend ~ nope not me

I did not stay up until 4 a.m. watching Dazed and Confused on Saturday night ~ nope not me

I did not wake up yesterday in the foulest mood for absolutely no reason ~ nope not me

I did not after waking up so grouchy put myself back to bed like a 2 year old ~ nope not me

I did not wake up from said nap, only to be in a worse mood over the stupidest dream that pissed me off, so stupid that I am completely embarressed to even say what it was about ~ nope not me

I did not sit around yesterday and do absolutely nothing, when I had stuff around the house to do ~ nope not me

I did not just ask my mom to bail me out of my over spending ~ nope not me